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Lorem Ipsum

by Jon Cohen Ex

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1.
ROCKET TO MARS (107 RPMs F#) 4:43 min (main voice lead) Well I cried you out of my eyes I tore you out of my limbs Took all our memories Stored them inside this old hard drive But I can’t get you out of my head Can’t get you out of my head Can’t get you out of my head Can’t seem to drive you out of my mind (other voice lead) Well I ripped you out of my heart I broke you out of my bones I drained you out of my blood But I still can’t kill the smell of your old cologne Can’t get it out of my clothes Can’t get it out of my hair Can’t get it out of the air We’ll I’m tough but I’m not made of stone Beyond this firewall (both harmonies) You call me a liar I took you for granted now we’re tripping on wires And calling it love (both singing - same line) We both don’t have the nerve to try Work it out or call this thing off (harmony) Can’t go our separate ways (Jon only) Or burn in a blaze on a rocket to mars Countdown Blast off 5-4-3-2-1(both harmonies) Now pray for us (both harmonies) We’re both stuck in orbit Round and round we go Like satellites, pray for us sending signals in orbit, Hoping aliens can save us, pray for us We’re suffocating in orbit With lack of oxygen for both of us, now pray for us Were both victims of distance And expectations Alienation Not love Not love
2.
Rhode Island 03:52
Rhode Island (110 rpm - Eb) VERSE 1 Rhode Island Rhode Island Rhode Island I grew up in Newport city Rhode Island Not an Island Like Coney Island I took the ferry from Jersey BRIDGE 1 And there’s the house where I was born Oh it was torn down in 1993 The year they built the Walmart The one that everybody thought Would somehow bring back the community VERSE 2 Long Island Long Island Long Island I fell in love here with Zooey BRIDGE 2 And there’s the bar where she poured drinks She used the money to finish her degree They day she graduated we met and celebrated with a bottle on the Staten Island Ferry And in the distance in the rain I still see the statue as she holds on to her flame Waiting for the sun to set, so she can light god’s cigarette And tell the story of how you came to me CHORUS Her lips taste like Prosecco Roam the beaches of love Her favourite colour was yellow I love what we’ve become Oh yeah VERSE 3 Rhode Island Rhode Island Rhode Island Now we're back in Newport city We moved back to Newport city city
3.
Lorem Ipsum 05:36
6.Lorem Ipsum (84 RPM - F#) 5:57 min PRISE 1 Lorem - Ipsum - Dolor - Sit Amet Consec - Tetur - Adipiscing - Elit Seddo - Tempor - Inci - Didunt Ute - Labore - Ete - Dolore But I Must Explain You Are Mistaken Denouncing Pleasure And Praising Pain x2 Lorem - Ipsum - Dolor - Sit Amet Consec - Tetur - Adipiscing - Elit Ute - Enim - Adminima - Venaim Qui Es - Nostrum - Exerci - Tationem Ete - Dolore - Magnam - Aliquam Minim - Veniam - Ullamco - Laboris Hicte - Netur - Sapiente - Delectus Nisi - Uta - Liquip - Ex Ea Lorem - Ipsum - Dolor - Sit Amet Consec - Tetur - Adipiscing - Elit Seddo - Tempor - Inci - Didunt Ute - Labore - Ete - Dolore Lorem - Ipsum - Dolor - Sit Amet Consec - Tetur - Adipiscing - Elit BRIDGE 1 Oooh Never Mind Oooh just never mind never mind It’s just our human nature It’s just our human nature It’s just our human nature Just a human VOX BREAKDOWN We denounce with righteous indignation and dislike men who are so beguiled and demoralized by the charms of pleasure of the moment CODA Ohh we’re blinded by desire…. Ohh we’re blinded by desire… Ohh so blinded by desire…. Oh so blind REPRISE 2 Lorem - Ipsum - Dolor - Sit Amet Consec - Tetur - Adipiscing - Elit Seddo - Tempor - Inci - Didunt Ute - Labore - Ete - Dolore Lorem - Ipsum - Dolor - Sit Amet Consec - Tetur - Adipiscing - Elit Ute - Enim - Adminima - Venaim Qui Es - Nostrum - Exerci - Tationem Quies - Nostrud - Exer - Citationem Minim - Veniam - Ullamco - Laboris Hicte - Netur - Sapiente - Delectus Nisi - Uta - Liquip - Ex Ea But I Must Explain You Are Mistaken Denouncing Pleasure And Praising Pain x2 Lorem - Ipsum - Dolor - Sit Amet Consec - Tetur - Adipiscing - Elit Seddo - Tempor - Inci - Didunt Ute - Labore - Ete - Dolore Ute - Labore - Ete - Dolore Ute - Labore - Ete - Dolore Ute - Labore - Ete - Dolore Nisi - Uta - Liquip - Ex Ea
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My Time Machine (118 RPM - G) VERSE 1 If I could travel in time when I was seventeen I’d say boy never settle grab a rifle go hunting you dream Don’t get too caught up in being something you’re not Better work on your chops, Give everything all that you’ve got and don’t worry about the break ups Don’t worry about the break ups Don’t worry about the break ups Now you’re washed out superhero whose only cover’s been blown..again You bought into this stupid idea that you could do it alone...don’t pretend You were acting like a clown playing dirty tricks just trying to fit in Now your cape is too tight, you got a belly and a double chin So stop wearing all that makeup Stop wearing all that makeup Stop wearing all that makeup CHORUS Get back in my time machine Lock the door and hit the smoke screen Needle’s dropping like a broken van It’s never too late to start again Get back in my time machine Lock the door and hit the smoke screen Needle’s dropping like a broken van (No use crying like a bitter old man) (No use crying about your failed plans) It’s never too late to start again And now I just want to disappear I just wanna dissapear Now I just want to disappear Now I just want to disappear Get back in my time machine Lock the door and hit the smoke screen Needle’s dropping like a broken van (No use crying like a bitter old man) (No use crying about your failed plans) It’s never too late to start again VERSE 2 If I could visit myself when I was seventeen I’d say push a little harder You’re just one more failure short of a dream
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Young Lion 05:04
Young Lion (126 rpm - D) VERSE 1 Young Lion leave the pride Take a top down go for a ride A triumph, young lion X2 Young lion leave the fold Your future is paved with gold It’s there, go grab it X2 Water’s getting scarce And yet you nevertheless Keep roaming young lion X2 VERSE 2 In a jungle don’t be late Your prey won’t sit and wait Gotta pounce, keep tryin X1 In a jungle don’t be late No one likes an empty plate Gotta bounce, no lagging X2 Young lion born to hunt Catch a zebra smoke a blunt Relax, young lion X1 Young lion born to hunt Catch a zebra smoke a blunt Relax, you earned it, you burn it X1 CHORUS 1 It’s time you heard The naked sound Growl at the world So deep and profound Ferocious and brave The whole world’s a stage (the whole world is a stage) CHORUS 2 It’s time you face Your inner beast Violence and grace Bitter and sweet Desert or sea The whole world’s a stage Time to break free Of your lion’s cage BRIDGE If I were king of the forest If you were queen of my pride If I were born in a jungle If you were my spirit guide If I could do it all over again... VERSE 3 Young Lion leave the pride Find a girlfriend make a bride Your best man, young lion X2 Young lion, true and tried Get a job and learn to provide you’re earning Young lion X2 Young lion, pure breed Kill for sport or kill for need Heart beating, young lion X2 Heart beating, young lion Heart beating, young lion Heart beating, young lion Your heart is beating
7.
Break Me 04:51
Break Me (70 rpm - A) VERSE 1 Dear mom and Dad I wrote this letter to you I’m sure you’ll have questions when you read it through I need you to know, it wasn’t your fault I know you did your best, you gave it your all I think it’s time we had a heart to heart I wanna shed my skin, I want a fresh start Don’t blame yourself for all my ups and downs This ain’t a cry for help or a Columbine VERSE 2 The truth is I’ve been feeling so very low Stopped taking my pills cause I needed to know Who I really was and where It all went wrong But all I heard were voices that just don’t get along A beautiful girl, lives inside of me Afraid she be rejected by society Takes a mountain of courage to begin within Out of the shadows let the healing begin CHORUS 1 To Break Free So I could be what I wanna be Or it’ll Break Me And in my heart I’ll be lost in a sea Or six feet under a tree INTERLUDE -- CHORUS 2 Break Free So I could be what I wanna be Or it’ll Break Me And in my heart I’ll be lost in a sea Or six feet under a tree VERSE 3 When the lights go out and mom goes to sleep I put on all her makeup wear her dresses and weep Feel so awkward, never good in my skin It’s hard to make friends when you just never fit in So I packed all my things and I’m going my way Not sure where I’ll go or what the neighbours will say Can’t go on pretending you know life’s too short I hope I can still count on all our love and support BRIDGE We are betraying ourselves If we don’t follow our path We’re not boxed in or helpless Sometimes it makes me laugh But I read somewhere You gotta seize the whole day So I’ll just rock up to the closet Break down the doors and say OUTRO Help Me So I could be where I wanna be So I could be what I wanna be
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You Can Do It (89 rpm - F#) VERSE 1 Deep Inside Don’t You Know You Can Do It Deep Inside Now You Know You Can Do It But you gotta really work it Ya you’re gonna have to sweat it Gotta work it in your system and it’s gotta be a passion You can fake till you make it And when you’re ready to commit Don’t surrender to the pressure Turn your pity into power VERSE 2 Sleep And wake And work Till you make it Fall Get up Start Again Till you get it You know that winners never quit You know that quitters never win You think you haven’t got a prayer Just know we’re all behind you You can take it to the limit To the hour to the minute But don’t you ever stop Never give up... Don’t you ever stop believing CHORUS 1 Oh! Breath for one moment You’re almost there Oh! Breath for just one moment You’ll make it I swear VERSE 3 Deep Inside Now you Know You're gonna make It In your eyes I see the hunger When your blood is really boiling And your heartbeat like a thunder Never gonna fight the feeling You can take it to the limit To the hour to the minute Don’t let em bring you down Stand your own ground Fight the feeling CHORUS 2 Oh! Breath for one moment You’re almost there Oh! Breath just for one moment You’ll make it I swear RAP It’s the fight of your life Never give up, just think, You did your best no matter where you end up It’s hard..I know you’ll make it Ya you got the fire in ya And when you’re hungry, well it’s just another mountain to climb CHORUS 3 Oh! Breath for one moment You almost there Oh! Breath just for one moment Don’t ever despair Oh! Breath just for one moment You’ll make it I swear

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Lorem Ipsum is the first electronic pop album of its kind in Canada, recorded almost entirely inside my iPhone SE using an iRig, Auxy, Moog, Electribe, and Garageband Apps.The eight tracks are an eclectic mix of musical genres including electronic, pop and danse. Mixed by Steven Chouinard (Le Couleur, Beat Market, Lisbon Lux) and featuring guest musicians, Justin Wright, Sabrina Halde (Groenland), Élodie Gros (Machine Gun Sally) and Lou Laurence (DJ Champion). I mostly composed and recorded it during the COVID confinement after not being able to play with other musicians, so I turned to my phone!

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released December 11, 2020

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Available in Digital, Vinyl and CD formats.
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All tracks property of Jon Cohen for release © 2020

All tracks composed and recorded using my iPhone SE
Recorded in Montreal, London & Cuba bu Jon Cohen
Produced by Jon Cohen.
Mixed by Steeven Chouinard at No Control Room in Montreal
Mastering by Richard Addison at Trillium Sound in Montreal

Guest Musicians:
Sabrina Halde (Backup Vocals)
Lou Laurence (Vocals // My Time Machine)
Élodie Gros (Back up Vocals)
Justin Wright (Cello) // Kathleen Thorgerd (Violon)
Steeven Chouinard (Percussion)

Thank you to to Nick Houston, Chuck Phang Dang, Pheek, Oliver Austin, Auxy Community, Tim Jones, Nat Yeager, Jeff , Lisa Baum.

Cover Art by Jean Paul Douglass
Cover Design by Hélio Teles
Photo by Sean Foster

For Booking and licencing, mgmt contact :
Time Jones at Pipe And Hat Music Group
Tim@pipeandhat.com

Distributed by Fontana North, In Orchard Music
Label: Sugar Gator (Canada)

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Jon Cohen Ex Montréal, Québec

Fantasy prom king, master crafter of cult-pop gems and multi-threat instrumentalist Jon Cohen Experimental creates sweet but potent stories that spring from curiosity. This dynamic one-man band's beguiling art rock inventions and melodic hooks promise a sultry escape from those pesky workaday hang-ups. At times folksy, indie and at times grungy, the E.L.O vs. 90’s vibe is raw and unapologetic. ... more

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